How Doctors Choose Specialities!

How Doctors Choose Specialties!



Have you ever wondered How Do Doctors Choose their Specialties?

1. The Crazy Medical student with the Non Existent Attention Span chooses - "Emergency Medicine".

2. The Crazy Medical student with Significant Attention Span chooses - "Psychiatry".

3. The Sane Medical student who is not so hard working and afraid of the Light Chooses - "Radiology".

4. The Sane Medical student who is not so hard working and Afraid of the Dark and Thinks Big Chooses - "Dermatology".

5. The Sane Medical student who is not so hard working and Afraid of the Dark and Thinks Small Chooses - "Opthalmology".

6. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and has a nice attitude, who loves to work with adults chooses - "Medicine".

7. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and has a nice attitude, who loves to work with children chooses - "Paediatrics".

8. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and whosse attitude doesn't matter, who loves to work when patients are asleep chooses - "Anaesthesia."

9. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and whoose attitude doesn't matter, who loves to work when patients are dead chooses - "Pathology".

10. The Sane Medical student who is Very hard working and whoose attitude is mean chooses - "Surgery".

This flow chart is obviously made by a Medical doctor hating all Surgeons! Enjoy!

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