Monday, 24 March 2008

Google Patients

Google Patients

Google patients – I refer to those patients who come to my clinic or to the Accident & Emergency with a print out of their presumed diagnosis on the basis of Googling their symptoms. They usually have made up their mind about their “self – diagnosis” and have a firm conviction that all their symptoms fit into that “diagnosis”. They are usually immune to logic and explanation by a doctor. You may have all the experience and expertise in your specialty, but it is hard to convince these “Google patients” otherwise.

Another thing I have noticed is the amount of health advise given by fellow sufferers on Yahoo Answers. If you haven’t been to Yahoo Answers, I suggest you go and pay a visit. You can see the blind leading the blind. As a doctor, I am sure you would have experienced the rare patient, whose diagnosis you are uncertain of. Mind you that is after taking a complete history and performing a physical examination and having done some basic ( or complex) investigations.

And yet you will see, complete strangers giving advice on Yahoo Answers, to complete strangers after reading one paragraph about their current ailment on the net. I have been guilty of the same, just to try & see whether I can do it without actually seeing a patient and yet found it so hard. Advising on the net, without actually having the normal doctor – patient interaction, is like shooting in the dark. Whether the advise is correct or not, no-one knows.

This is quite dangerous as the Google patient ( or for that matter, Yahoo patient) is already presuming a diagnosis before actually been seen by a Doctor.

So, the typical Google patient walks into your office armed with a print out, to either get a confirmation of “His diagnosis” or to argue with you as to why the Google Diagnosis is incorrect. And we as clinician’s spend increasing amount of time to dissuade them otherwise.

This is obviously a very dangerous practice and needs to be discouraged, yet you will see the on line world full of this.

Unless it is your own doctor or someone who knows your medical history, it is dangerous to go for online advice. I do not recommend this practice and would advice extreme caution before asking for online advice.




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Sunday, 9 March 2008

Funny and True Definitions!

Penning down some Funny and (True) Definitions:- Enjoy !

School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.

Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.

Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

Father: A banker provided by nature.

Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.

Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.

Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.

Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death.