Wednesday, 6 October 2010

SEO Spam: Open Letter to SEO spammers!



Dear SEO Spammer,

Thank you for your incessant emails about helping to rank my site higher on the search engines. I get plenty of emails every day from every SEO Tom, Dick & Harry to rank my site higher in the search engines.

I clearly do not want your spammy services.

Please consider the following points before trying to pitch your unsolicited services to me!


1. You probably found this blog as it is ranked high on the search engines.

2. You probably do not have enough work, otherwise you would not have free time to submit your unsolicited services.

3. You probably are not a good SEO, if you cannot make out the above.

4. If you are "leading SEO company and are located in USA", then why the hell are you looking for work in India?

5. Does SEO guide lines also suggest -> that you have to spam the hell out of your potential clients, so that they get so frustrated as to write an open letter to all SEO's? and consequently, never, ever take up on your offer?

6. Finally, why ask me for my website's url, if you have already studied it in detail and are offering me your services!

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here is an example of some of the emails which I get on a daily basis

Your Name: Joey Jacobs

Your Email: justinmadrid002@gmail.com

Subject: Thought regarding your website

Message: We are a leading US based SEO company providing the best search engine optimization services. We act as your business partner and helps you reach your business goals.

We promote websites no matter who you are - a huge company with thousands of employees, a small business or a professional who offers professional / consulting services.

Let us know if you are interested and we will get back to you with more details.

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We offer quality Search Engine Optimization / SEO Services and Internet Marketing Solutions. Our dedicated team of SEO Professionals ensures Top 10 search engine rankings. Our SEO Processes are designed in view of the SEO guidelines, and white hat SEO techniques are strictly followed to ensure that our clients from world over get the best SEO services.

Please reply to this email, with your url,  so we can send you more details.

Submitted By: Monica Salazar


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From: Nelson Neely

E-mail: nathankylesfd@gmail.com

Message:

Let us do the tedious SEO work for you. You know your business, we know SEO. Our rates are some of the most competitive in the industry. We will put in writing that everything we do adheres to all ethical Search Engine Optimization guidelines. At a minimum you owe it to yourself and your business to reply to this email so I can send you more information.

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I hope this "Open Letter" will deter you from submitting your spammy SEO services!

Thank you for your understanding!

3 comments:

kpaul said...

Welcome to the Internet! Seriously, though, they are a pest. Keep up the good work.

jouerpokergratuit said...

Thank you for your post, I just received a message from this guy and would like to verify before replying to him.
In my message, he tells he was based in India, not USA !
Regards,

vijay_chanda said...

Abhishek, can you suggest how service vendors could more effectively present their case to doctors such as yourself?
What pointers do you think vendors should think of addressing, rather than just resort to a sales pitch?